Wordy Wednesday 437: We Have Everything Wrong!

WORDY WEDNESDAY #434
TOUCHWORD 23 (answer)

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WORDY WEDNESDAY #435
PENT WORDS 87 (answer)

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WORDY WEDNESDAY #436
SECTION SIX 43 (hint)

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WORDY WEDNESDAY #437
WE HAVE EVERYTHING WRONG!
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Some villainous characters have thrown down the gauntlet, challenging us to fix their facts! What do we need to do to defeat the villains?

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