Puzzle 18: Pearls of Wisdom 3

Just as in Puzzle 1, I happen to remember exactly where I was when I constructed this puzzle -- at home, watching Nancy Grace utterly lambaste local self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl Hawkins. As a resident of Abilene, Texas, I was utterly excited about all the attention our city was getting, even if it was negative -- it made me feel like something important was going on where I lived. The next day, my mother told me that Shepard Smith had been even less polite to Hawkins, even going so far as to call his teachings "crap". Ah, the hilarious memories. XD

*ahem* But, yeah. Aside from that long story, I like this puzzle a lot.

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