Wordy Wednesday 417: Divided Into Columns 6

WORDY WEDNESDAY #415
PENT WORDS 83 (answer)

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WORDY WEDNESDAY #416
SECTION SIX 41 (hint)

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WORDY WEDNESDAY #417
DIVIDED INTO COLUMNS 6
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Note: The symbol † indicates headlines from The Babylon Bee, the “trusted source for Christian news satire”.

Monty Python's Life of ____ (1979 film) __ __ __ __ __

                                        33 02 66 44 68

Assume a false identity on social media, perhaps __ __ __ __ __ __ __

                                                 13 80 72 85 20 41 07

† “USPS Finally Delivers Paul’s Third ____ To The __ __ __ __ __ __ __

   Thessalonians”                                 54 29 59 22 03 61 49

Baggy bottoms associated with the rapper who __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __

   performed “2 Legit 2 Quit”: 2 wds.        46 48 62 17 76 30 84 05 11 34 71

Milkshake ingredient: 2 wds. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __

                             01 09 27 58 63 65 19 24

† “Bill Clinton Calls ____ Pence's Strict Marital Practices __ __ __ __

   ‘Excessive’”                                             51 50 23 36

____ Jones (2001 film whose title character is a white __ __ __ __ __ __ __

   blood cell)                                         67 18 83 38 26 77 69

† “8 Techniques To Guarantee God Will Hear Your ____” __ __ __ __ __ __

                                                      55 78 79 39 14 31

† “Source: Answer To Any Question Sunday ____ Teacher Asks __ __ __ __ __ __

   Probably ‘Jesus’”                                       86 60 16 21 25 82

Final score where only one side of a contest has points __ __ __ __ __ __ __

                                                        56 47 04 42 08 32 35

Not even close to long-winded __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __

                              52 74 81 06 37 12 15 87

† “Riot Police Unsure If Their ____ Worked Since Libs Were __ __ __ __ __ __ __

   Already Crying”: 2 wds.                                 73 28 75 40 45 64 53

Cow’s nipple __ __ __ __

             70 10 57 43

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